Unintended by Muse
this song documents my life with my fandoms
I like your handwriting Satan
is that fanfiction i see on the other page
now hold up lets talk about geese
look
isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan
but see these fluffy little puffballs
aren’t they cute
yeah
they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN
LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP
IT HAS TEETH
THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH
TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE
THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP
THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING
THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THERE IS
NO
GOD
Fav Fab bromance
“I wasn’t like them. I was worse. They were animals, Sam, defending territory. Me? I did it for the sheer pleasure.…I enjoyed it, Sam. They took me off the rack, and I tortured souls, and I liked it. All those years, all that pain. Finally getting to deal some out yourself…I didn’t care who they put in front of me. Because that pain I felt, it just slipped away. No matter how many people I save, I can’t change that. I can’t fill this hole. Not ever.”
Happy Birthday | Jeremy Renner
↳ January 7, 1971
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